2

Apple Man

3

Don't Be a Lawyer

4

Elated Vagina Metaphor

5

Eleven O'Clock

6

End of the Movie (reprise)

7

Etta Mae's Lament

8

Etta Mae's Lament (revised)

9

Farewell, Fair Mustache

10

Forget It

11

Gratuitous Karaoke Moment

12

Hello, Nice To Meet You

13

Hello, Nice to Meet You - Reprise #2

14

How to Clean Up

15

Hungry Vagina Metaphor

16

I Hate Everything But You

17

I Want To Be a Child Star

18

I’ve Always Never Believed In You

19

If You Ever Need a Favor in Fifty Years

20

I'm Not Sad You're Sad

21

I'm the Bride of the Pirate King

22

Itchy Vagina Metaphor

23

Let Me Be In Your Show

24

Love's Not a Game

25

Love's Not a Game (Reprise)

26

Math of Love Quadrangles

27

Meet Rebecca

28

One Indescribable Instant (reprise)

29

Real Life Fighting Is Awkward

30

Sports Analogies

31

The Cringe

32

The Darkness

33

The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love

34

The Tick Tock Clock

35

There's No Bathroom

36

Time To Seize the Day

37

Trapped in a Car With Someone You Don't Want to Be Trapped in a Car With

38

West Covina (Final Reprise)

39

What U Missed While U Were Popular

40

What’s Your Story

41

What'll It Be? (Reprise)